Local Man Discovers Groundbreaking Way to Avoid Traffic: Leaving Earlier
Revolutionary strategy baffles city planners and commuters alike
Groundbreaking Study Confirms Nobody Actually Reads Terms and Conditions
Researchers spend $2.4 million to discover what everyone already knew
Tech Company Revolutionizes Meetings by Having Fewer Meetings
Startup discovers employees more productive when not in constant video calls
Millennial Finally Affords Home in Metaverse After Giving Up Coffee
Virtual real estate within reach after eliminating daily latte habit
Gym Membership Finally Pays Off After Using Bathroom Once
Man calculates $480 annual fee justified by emergency restroom visit
AI Chatbot Passes Turing Test by Ghosting Conversation Midway Through
Researchers declare breakthrough after bot exhibits authentic human behavior
Introvert Celebrates Canceled Plans as Personal Holiday
Woman marks "Freedom Day" after friend cancels dinner at last minute
Man Who Said He Would "Start Monday" Still Optimistic After 47 Mondays
Fitness journey delayed by continuous string of "bad timing"
Parents Discover 18-Year Free Trial Has Expired, Shocked by Subscription Cost
Adult child moving out triggers unexpected feelings about raising humans
Dog Rates Walk One Star: "Insufficient Sniffing Time, Too Much Forward Motion"
Local golden retriever leaves scathing review of owner's walking technique
Man Optimizes Life by Wearing Same Outfit Every Day, Saves 3 Minutes
Tech worker discovers "revolutionary" strategy already used by cartoon characters
Woman Finally Uses All Streaming Services She Pays For in Single Day
Historic achievement requires 47 hours of viewing compressed into 24-hour period